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	TSR : Web boards : Other Topics : "Public Service Announcement." 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Public Service Announcement. (96) This topic is now full - if you want to reply, please make a new post on the board itself. This post is on the Other Topics web board. 12 Jan 11, 2:14 AM 902-660-194 US(PA), 6 yrs Lord_Uther wrote: Well Mutable you were punished for suggesting that you could lure Jack away from my side...but now it's open mutiny is it??? Thinking I'm going to have to fire you from the canon! (Damn we don't have a canon! It's a yacht! Shit!) but its YOUR yacht.. therefore if you say it has a canon, it has the biggest baddest hardest.. sorry hehe.. canon there is the sting of His whip~ the welts from His crop~ the warmth of His kiss~ the click of the lock~ assures me i am His most cherished possession.. 12 Jan 11, 7:17 AM 333-528-841 CA, 3 yrs 902-660-194 wrote: Lord_Uther wrote: Well Mutable you were punished for suggesting that you could lure Jack away from my side...but now it's open mutiny is it??? Thinking I'm going to have to fire you from the canon! (Damn we don't have a canon! It's a yacht! Shit!) but its YOUR yacht.. therefore if you say it has a canon, it has the biggest baddest hardest.. sorry hehe.. canon there is Hum, umm, (clearing throat) Actually, it was my 50 mil ticket that got the Yacht,(yup, stole it back) so technically..... <scurries back to the starboard side, throwing Mutable an inhalor on the way, to stay out of the line of fire and to finish online shopping before all the remaining gold pieces in the purse go to repairs> 333-528-841 Life shouldn't be measured by the breaths you take; but by the moments that take your breath away - unknown Edited 12 Jan 11, 7:20 AM by 333-528-841 13 Jan 11, 9:01 PM mutable 2 yrs Lord_Uther wrote: @mutable Look! In the water, a mermaid!!! <pushes mutable overboard> That's one problem solved! 333-528-841 wrote: <scurries back to the starboard side, throwing Mutable an inhalor on the way, to stay out of the line of fire and to finish online shopping before all the remaining gold pieces in the purse go to repairs> Isn't cut and paste wonderful! SO! AVAST YE SQUIRRLES (whatever that means)... "I now have my inhalor (thank you 841) and can breathe anew"!! * Looks around and finds herself in the sink and sinking* Er... bugger this for a game of soldiers... LAU, I CURSE YOUR CODPIECE AND PUT A HEX ON YOUR BUNIONS!!! *drownds... noisily* 'We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are' Anais Nin 13 Jan 11, 9:30 PM 978-291-889 2 yrs Lord Uther!!! I cannot believe you have pushed mutable to her death!!! <frantically looks around for a length of bondage rope to throw overboard to save mutable, opens a partially hidden chest thinking it contains Valyrian101's toy kit and paraphinalia... its doesnt... it contains lots and lots of shiny shiny goodness... it all sparkles in the light... oooh... shiny jewels and gold things...> p... would now be a good time to unleash satlydog Puffy Pant MacCain?... maybe He could save mutable en route?? I'd help her but i'm a little bit distraced by shiny treasure... Master wants to be rich!!! Be who you are. Want what you have. Do what you can. 'Come to the edge' He said. 'I'm afraid' she said. 'Come to the edge' He said. She came, He pushed her and she flew... 14 Jan 11, 3:49 AM 333-528-841 CA, 3 yrs 978-291-889 wrote: Lord Uther!!! I cannot believe you have pushed mutable to her death!!! <frantically looks around for a length of bondage rope to throw overboard to save mutable, opens a partially hidden chest thinking it contains Valyrian101's toy kit and paraphinalia... its doesnt... it contains lots and lots of shiny shiny goodness... it all sparkles in the light... oooh... shiny jewels and gold things...> p... would now be a good time to unleash satlydog Puffy Pant MacCain?... maybe He could save mutable en route?? I'd help her but i'm a little bit distraced by shiny treasure... Master wants to be rich!!! Yay!!!!! You found my beads!!!!! Aren't they pretty? Help me find my thread and we can make mutable a chain to hold onto and save her!!!! 333-528-841 Life shouldn't be measured by the breaths you take; but by the moments that take your breath away - unknown 14 Jan 11, 11:13 AM 978-291-889 2 yrs 333-528-841 wrote: 978-291-889 wrote: Lord Uther!!! I cannot believe you have pushed mutable to her death!!! <frantically looks around for a length of bondage rope to throw overboard to save mutable, opens a partially hidden chest thinking it contains Valyrian101's toy kit and paraphinalia... its doesnt... it contains lots and lots of shiny shiny goodness... it all sparkles in the light... oooh... shiny jewels and gold things...> p... would now be a good time to unleash satlydog Puffy Pant MacCain?... maybe He could save mutable en route?? I'd help her but i'm a little bit distraced by shiny treasure... Master wants to be rich!!! Yay!!!!! You found my beads!!!!! Aren't they pretty? Help me find my thread and we can make mutable a chain to hold onto and save her!!!! They're BEAUTIFUL 333 ...i rooted to the bottom of the chest and found the thread... and have started frantically knotting, tying, attaching, looping... now would be a good time to be a switch or a girl guide... i'm crap at knots! Be who you are. Want what you have. Do what you can. 'Come to the edge' He said. 'I'm afraid' she said. 'Come to the edge' He said. She came, He pushed her and she flew... 14 Jan 11, 1:24 PM property_of_MacCain 4 yrs Don't you worry over muteable, the Sadistic Pirate MacCain has already hauled her onto his ship. She needed very little resuscitation and is comfortable resting in the captain's courters. MacCain is drafting a treaty for LAU to consider... but i'd have concerns if i was aboard any yacht when MacCain's jolly roger came into view. *wink nudge* Some of you might want to throw water wings on and take a dip.... i'll go check to see how mutable is doing, and bring her a warm drink. She was a bit shaken when she arrived on board. She kept going on about a map she saw while bound in the hull, i wonder if it is the ramblings of a near death experience or if there is more to it. p 14 Jan 11, 2:56 PM Lord_Uther UK, 6 yrs 978-291-889 wrote: Lord Uther!!! I cannot believe you have pushed mutable to her death!!! <frantically looks around for a length of bondage rope to throw overboard to save mutable, opens a partially hidden chest thinking it contains Valyrian101's toy kit and paraphinalia... its doesnt... it contains lots and lots of shiny shiny goodness... it all sparkles in the light... oooh... shiny jewels and gold things...> p... would now be a good time to unleash satlydog Puffy Pant MacCain?... maybe He could save mutable en route?? I'd help her but i'm a little bit distraced by shiny treasure... Master wants to be rich!!! The spreading of discontent will not be tolerated on this ship! <Ties 978 to a canon, coats chllis paste all over a supersize dildo, attaches dildo to the 'purple passion sex machine', sets speed to high, inserts and turns on> http://fuckingmachinesforsale.com/proddetail.php... My name is Lord Uther, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! 14 Jan 11, 10:10 PM Valyrian101 US, 18 mths Now, if I read that right... It looks like my Admiral has taken his love of pain to a new level and gone and attached himself to his lovely purplely machine for a good time. Not sure how to take that. *Looks over at the boat with the puffy pants pirate on it and wonders which of the two is more stable...* Respect is default. Communication is mandatory. Understanding is enlightenment. 15 Jan 11, 12:17 AM 978-291-889 2 yrs Lord_Uther wrote: The spreading of discontent will not be tolerated on this ship! <Ties 978 to a canon, coats chllis paste all over a supersize dildo, attaches dildo to the 'purple passion sex machine', sets speed to high, inserts and turns on> http://fuckingmachinesforsale.com/proddetail.php... Great machine you've got yourself there Lord Uther... Forgive me if i speak out of turn Sir Captain Admiral Your Highness, but you only tied me to the cannon... with Valyrian101 as my witness, you've impaled yourself on the fucking machine... n i am... not!!! Valyrian101 wrote: Now, if I read that right... It looks like my Admiral has taken his love of pain to a new level and gone and attached himself to his lovely purplely machine for a good time. p, glad to hear mutable is doing well... Me thinks that when Lord Uther sees MacCains jolly roger we may all be in for a surprise!!! I'd abandon ship, but sadly i'm a bit tied up atm (curses 902-660-194 for saying its Lord Uthers yacht so he can have a cannon if he wants - and thats its the biggest baddest one on the high seas!) As for the map... yup, mutable's right... she also has the password... Lord Uther on the other hand... has a chilli coated dildo inserted, which is attached to a fucking machine set to high edited as i was going to cower in the corner, but after speaking so out of turn, i figure i need to take my punishment fairly! Valyrian - when LAU slips up next time, dont forget to quote!! I coulda missed this golden opporunity due to the edit function!!! Be who you are. Want what you have. Do what you can. 'Come to the edge' He said. 'I'm afraid' she said. 'Come to the edge' He said. She came, He pushed her and she flew... Edited 15 Jan 11, 12:21 AM by 978-291-889 Next page