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	TSR : Web boards : Other Topics : "Errors of Leakage" 1 2 Errors of Leakage (20) This post is on the Other Topics web board. 24 Nov 08, 10:29 PM Sklavos_mou_Kyriah 3 yrs Mistress_Tiara wrote: A few years ago I was in a seminar room with a group of students. We were discussing a novel which had BDSM-cum-D/s undertones. Out of nowhere a female student said 'lots of people are into that kinky stuff and people make loads of money at it - 'Tiara' would make a brilliant Dominatrix, you can just tell, you've got the look. I bet it pays more than teaching too'. Cue me adopting my best Jean Brody voice and insisting we return to the text immediately (though without the Scottish accent). I was genuinely shocked at the time though, as I thought I did a splendid job of seeming neutral. OH MT I would love to have seen the look on your face. (LOL). It just goes to show how a shot in the dark can hit home, eh? To be a true slave is to be truly free Slave/Sklavos 24 Nov 08, 10:54 PM deb0rah UK, 10 yrs When Rog bought me my collar, it was in fact a bracelet. Simple stainless steel with a diamond in it, pretty but a statement and chunky. We bought it in Amsterdam many years ago. Upon our return home my Father asked about it and I replied that Rog had bought it for me and it meant a lot. He replied it looked like I had been shackled! How true! Debs xx "Woman in her greatest perfection was made to serve and obey man." John Knox 24 Nov 08, 11:39 PM Master_Odin US(KS), 3 yrs 119-812-164 wrote: the best practitioners in the pew today Not sure about the best, but probably the kinkiest...but you never know.. Selah There is no authority, only responsibility. 24 Nov 08, 11:46 PM Master_Odin US(KS), 3 yrs EilisMoonfire wrote: I just have to say, just to make myself feel better and really don't mean to put a damper on this thread and by all means ignore me, but from an POV of a non M/f M/s that is a really very offensive sermon and if I had been there, M/s or not I would have complained. There's a very good chance I'm over reacting to this and if I am, i'm very sorry. Well, my condensing a 40 minute presentation to one line probably did leave out much of the nuance. Many people have issues with church/religion. If you would like to discuss this further I have an ear, please feel free to memo me. (PS, my daughter is over there right now with the Navy too.) Selah. There is no authority, only responsibility. 25 Nov 08, 9:58 AM Sklavos_mou_Kyriah 3 yrs Master_Odin wrote: ravenkaldera wrote: Errors of Leakage I thought I'd start a thread that had no redeeming value at all, just for the heck of it. <snip> Other such embarrassing stories? (grin) -Raven Kaldera (snipped) No sure if this qualifies or not, but... We both nearly burst out laughing when the subject of the sermon was announced: The submission of wives to husbands..... Selah. Here in the UK much of our humour is based on irony. Had to smile. To be a true slave is to be truly free Slave/Sklavos 8 Dec 08, 11:17 AM Andrin DE, 3 yrs Again a story not really within the scope of the headline, but funny anyhow: A couple of years ago I visited one of my schoolmates and best friends who lived in Hamburg. His jolly wife was pregnant 9th months and looked like a wine barrel. They both can be called alpha man/woman and they are not in the lifestyle. One day while he was at work she and I went to town for some deli shopping. While I paid she already had grabbed all the bags and started to walk. When I caught up with her, I asked for some of the bags, but she just said “No thanks, I'm fine”. Again I said “C'mon, gimme some of those bags.” and again very friendly she refused. With a low voice, but obviously loud enough for two dozen people to hear it I muttered “Now give me these bags woman. You know how much I hate it if I have to beat you in public!” You should have seen the open mouthed faces staring at us. While my friend had caught the ball and made an obedient face and humbly handed me the bags, the spectators obviously saw in me everything from a atrocious husband, violent abuser to a cruel slave river. I'm sure some sincerely thought about calling 911. Once out the door we couldn't hold back any longer and burst out in laughter. Andrin I ordered this fabulous troll warning device, really works great! What I don't understand though is, why it beeps and blinks whenever I come close? 14 Dec 08, 11:24 PM Master_Odin US(KS), 3 yrs Another story, probably skirting inclusion of the OP, but funny none the less. About 20 years ago I worked for an automotive parts corporation. We had just pickup up a new customer from Texas, who went by the name of Scooter. He and his wife Martha were a huge Texas size pain. Nothing we could do was good enough or fast enough. After about a month and a half we were in yet another meeting to make Scooter and Martha happy. There I sat, in a three piece suit and tie, listening to my boss's presentation with about seven other people. Then I heard the actual name of Scooter and Martha's business: S&M Motors. I and female colleague burst out laughing. When we realized we were the ONLY two laughing, we stopped and there was an uncomfortable pause. My boss finally quietly asked to be let into the joke. My partner-in-laughter gave me a look that said she was in no way going to speak, so it fell to me to explain Sadomasochism to my very vanilla boss lady and a room full of my business colleagues. They got the irony of the situation and laughed too. I suspect several wanted to know why it was we two had this information, but nobody asked…. (for those that wonder, the female colleague and I never did have a relationship) Selah There is no authority, only responsibility. 15 Dec 08, 12:54 AM MacCain 4 yrs Not sure these really fit the bill, but they were certainly somewhat awkward. p, the kids and myself, met p's mother and grandmother for lunch one day. While enjoying the meal and conversation, p's mother looked at the collar on her neck, and touching it asked "what is that?". You should be aware mom had seen it before but never commented. p quickly responded "it's His" and pointed at me, and promptly examined the salad she was eating. I smiled and p's mom tilted her head slightly, blushed a bit, and changed the subject. Not quite as awkward was when a co-worker and I at my regular job job type job, were on the road. I was moving an item that weighed about 500 lbs by hand, and wasn't being particularly delicate. My co-worker, looked over and said "jeez, you're awfully rough, I feel bad for your girl". I replied "why feel bad? she likes it". He basically laughed it off, and I'm not a 100% sure what he thought about it. Cheers, MacCain Here's to the man, and only he, can work his horse by the rule of three; by the crack of his whip or the wave of his hand he can make them go or make them stand. 15 Dec 08, 2:49 PM anjuli UK, 4 yrs Awww... such a shame she wasn't around to nodnodnod and grin just to really make him blush! I've done one or two of those sorts of things with friends we can trust but who don't know. I love this thread. anjuli *** The best response to weakness in the guise of the troll is having the strength to remain silent *** ~~~ “I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has 29 Dec 08, 8:49 PM 662-935-655 5 yrs at the V A hospital when Master was alive, i called Him sir and was asked if W/we'd served together in the 'Nam era - and Master just couldn't stop laughing so hard He almost passed out, the doctor walked away and i heard Him ask a nurse, what did i say? Now most of you know my late Master was a Priest/Elder in a rather conservative Christian Church - one time i said Yes Master" to Him and it turned a lot of heads. Master tried to cover it with a "well I'm not HIM, but i do work for HIM" - then i realized they thought i was calling Him ye olde J C, no disrespect or irreverence intended there. So much for a non-obvious collar to wear for everyday.. But hey, i got an excuse, i'm a sagitarius- our down-side is supposed to be being "blunt" and even "tactless", so what's E/everyone else's excuse. By the way, for Raven's josh, i just want joshua to know that my Master, may He rest in peace, would have LOVED it if He ever had me speechless. i am in fact the you-know-what of Babbling on and on and on and on - in fact He'd regularly threaten to get a ball gag. Sometimes i've been known to wish He had got me one - or that i'd think to use the finger-cuffs He bought me for keeping myself from saying the wrong thing online. Although i recently met a very nice Dom that i've invited to join us here because i "blurted out" in e-mail something about that for the last 4 1/2 years of O/our marriage my Late Husband and i had changed the "dynamics" of O/our relationship and it had worked for U/us - and He picked up on it. By the way, i too love topics that are fun! At least it's something original - GRIN! j/L Papa's owned always: still proudly wearing His Collar and Ring, rest in peace Beloved Master/Husband! alias "granny" matrika ye olde crone, blessed be!