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	TSR : Web boards : Other Topics : "son fell out of shopping cart" son fell out of shopping cart (8) This post is on the Other Topics web board. Sun 24 Feb 08, 1:29 AM gothixsslave US(CA), 4 yrs We were at the grocery store and in line to check out. Chris decides he wants a candy bar and fell head first onto the cement. He is doing ok but man that was scary 24 Feb 08, 4:01 AM little_linnet US, 6 yrs It happens. My 3-year-old overturned one of those smallish shopping carts (with her in it) while I had my back turned to get something off the shelf. I'd *told* her not to lean and reach. Glad he's OK. Krista Long ago in a USENet far far away, the convention arose whereby discussion groups put together an FAQ, and when one of the oft-covered basic questions was raised, people could just say “Read the FAQ” or point to the specific answer... This was often known as handing the newbie a cluestick. 24 Feb 08, 8:10 AM Lord_of_Winter US(NY), 5 yrs BrutalAntipathy wrote: If you want to get rid of them you have to drop them from something higher than a shopping cart. Of course the best way to get rid of them is to remove a latex sheath and drop them into a trash can a few seconds after ejaculation. The second option sounds fun! How do I get a baby up my urethra though? Is there a name for this kind of play, I can't find it in the wiki? 24 Feb 08, 8:18 AM 455-162-329 UK, 5 yrs Have you considered that this may not have been an accident? Maybe the horror of seeing Daddy beating Mommy and making her cry all the time was just too much and the kid was making a run for it. ~magdalena 28 Feb 08, 7:07 PM g0thix US, 4 yrs I seriously hope the above post was a sarcastic one.. 28 Feb 08, 7:34 PM gothixsslave US(CA), 4 yrs 455-162-329 wrote: Have you considered that this may not have been an accident? Maybe the horror of seeing Daddy beating Mommy and making her cry all the time was just too much and the kid was making a run for it. lol maybe but hes two so i don't think his thought process is that far advanced yet. ;D 28 Feb 08, 9:13 PM 741-498-880 4 yrs My son is determined to kill himself before his 4th birthday... And this is what happened yesterday : my son asked me if he could go pee in his bathroom, I said yes, then he came down stairs and proudly told me, Mom look! I peed my pants... in my bathroom! Then he put his pants in the dirty clothes and I asked him to get some pants on and he told me his "thing" had to air dry first.... So after about 10 minutes im like okay, lets put some pants on you now... and he replied : he never ever wants pants again, because it will stunt the growth of his peepee I go upstairs to get him a pair of pants, come back downstairs, the back door is open and he's out there PISSING ON THE DOG, and the dog's just standing there looking like "what the heck are you doing"..... 28 Feb 08, 11:19 PM Outlaw US(OK), 4 yrs jakesemma wrote: My son is determined to kill himself before his 4th birthday... And this is what happened yesterday : my son asked me if he could go pee in his bathroom, I said yes, then he came down stairs and proudly told me, Mom look! I peed my pants... in my bathroom! Then he put his pants in the dirty clothes and I asked him to get some pants on and he told me his "thing" had to air dry first.... So after about 10 minutes im like okay, lets put some pants on you now... and he replied : he never ever wants pants again, because it will stunt the growth of his peepee I go upstairs to get him a pair of pants, come back downstairs, the back door is open and he's out there PISSING ON THE DOG, and the dog's just standing there looking like "what the heck are you doing"..... Guess he claimed the dog as his.....lol...just joking Be Careful Out There, Outlaw As my Dad always said......"If it has Tits or Tires, somewhere down the road you'll have problems with it". 1 Mar 08, 4:03 PM shyfox 4 yrs 455-162-329 wrote: Have you considered that this may not have been an accident? Maybe the horror of seeing Daddy beating Mommy and making her cry all the time was just too much and the kid was making a run for it. Now that is funny.